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Why don’t chickens play baseball?
Because they might hit a fowl ball! βΎπ€£π Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station! β½πββοΈπ’ Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn! π π¦ Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! π±οΈπ± π Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog! πππΆ Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why did the owl get invited to every party?
Because he’s a hoot! π¦π Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! ππ₯οΈ Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost! π§ποΈ Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Because he had bad stable manners! π΄π½οΈ Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά Like, Follow, and Share for a Laugh! π
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